2-Year-Olds Are Running The Morning Publication

I’m sorry. No, I’m not sorry because I’ve seen so many stupid things occur at The Morning Publication that one could not believe it could top the last thing.
Well, here’s the latest and I now know that it is not wise to take the newspaper for granted.
It seems the paper has its shorts in a knot because the rest of the country is not familiar with the paper’s ability to know what’s good for the country. I refer to the screed in the paper saying crime statistics are killing Memphis’ reputation. Understand this: Memphis is one of the most violent cities in the country, Anyone from Memphis knows it except the leadership of the paper. Talk about adults who are really 2-year-olds!
Memphis, you see, keeps meticulous records on killings, rapes, the biggest things that any city loathes, especially the Chambers of Commerce and those who make a living promoting their city. Now The Morning Publication is irate that this is unfair and they say they will not run any more stories showing Memphis is doing it fairly and the rest of the country is not being truthful.
I say to Chris Peck, the leader of the 2-years-old pack at The Morning Publication, should quit acting like 2-year-olds. Period.