Count 'Em.......One By One Before Game Ended

If anybody comes up to you (Harold Byrd, are you listening?) and suggests the City of Memphis needs --no, demands -- a new football stadium, take them to the nearest nut house. It was a long shot to talk about getting into a BCS conference anyway, wasn't it? To any one who is prudent, yes. Last night was the capper before a national television audience, the Tigers drew a whopping 4,117 and Tiger fans were rewarded with a 38-19 loss to East Carolina. Look, I figure if you started at one end of the stadium and talked to every fan there you would finish before the end of the game. Maybe you'd make it before halftime. Some fans probably tried to cause a blowout of the lighting system, obviously to avoid anyone seeing this debacle. Anyone for funding a new football stadium?